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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Groans]
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I hate mondays.
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Rudy comes in all depressed
about how lonely his weekend was.
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I know. We either get stony
silence or muffled sobbing.
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[Southern accent] And I can smell it
in the air, there's a sob a-coming.
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Don't worry, guys, Jack and I are
on top of it, to keep him happy...
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We bought him this giant cookie.
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This weekend he told me he was gonna sit
at home and watch his cat lick himself.
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- We're gonna need a bigger cookie.
- [Quietly] Yeah.
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I had the greatest weekend of my life.
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Yeah, I went on a date
with Bethany Applebaum...
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And it was amazing.
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Wait. Our health teacher
went out on a date with you?
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Yes, she did.
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All: Why?
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Because she has the vision to
see what 1,413 other women didn't.
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That I am dateable.
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Jack! I was down at Doctor Kicks Shoe Store
getting these new swag A.B. High-Tops.
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You're not gonna believe
it. They're hiring.
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Yes! Dude, we gotta get jobs there.
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Yo, absolutely.
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You get an employee discount and
free odor busters for your feet.
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You have got to get this job.
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Wait.
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Why are they called A.B.'s?
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A.B. stands for air bags. They give you
maximum bounce on the basketball court.
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Jerry: Check it.
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[Shoes whirring]
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Yeah, it says not to go past five
pumps, but I'm going up to 20.
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Uh, you really think
that's such a good idea?
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I think I know what I'm doing, Kim.
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[Whirring continues]
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[Crashing] [Coughing]
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That's what I'm talking
about. Maximum bounce, baby!
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Woo! [Coughing]
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[Rock music playing]
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Don't...
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Don't...
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You...
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You...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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Here we go, let's start the party!
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Chop it up like it's karate.
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Everybody!
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Don't...
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Don't...
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Get all tough with me!
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I'm saying...
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Won't...
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Won't...
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You...
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You...
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Come kick it with me?
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And we could have a
ball, run up the wall!
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That's just how we do.
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
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How great is this place, man?
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Dude.
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Yo, check it out.
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- Woo!
- Oh!
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We gotta get jobs here.
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Hey, listen. We always talked
about working here together.
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So let's agree they either hire
both of us or neither of us.
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Oh, smart.
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Hooking yourself to the J-train.
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Here at Doctor Kicks, we believe the
customer is always right. [Back cracking]
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Ah.
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Max, we believe that not only
is the customer always right,
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but we are always wrong.
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Yeah, we don't know a
thing. Am I right, Jack?
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- No, he's...
- Jack, I got this.
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[Arguing indistinctly]
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[Blows whistle]
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Guys, I think I got all I need.
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I'll be in touch.
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Um, just for the record, that
basketball mini-tramp is a great idea.
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That was my idea.
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Might as well bounce those kids right
over to the cash register, am I right?
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[Laughing]
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[Laughing]
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[Whimpers]
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Jack. I like you.
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- Welcome to Doctor Kicks.
- Whoa.
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Jerry, I'm afraid...
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Thank you, Sir, but if you're
hiring me, you're also hiring Jerry.
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You know, in the shoe business
you don't break up a pair.
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No matter how defective one of them is.
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Jerry, you're in.
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You guys start tomorrow.
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- Yes, thank you so much.
- No way!
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- We're in, dude.
- Here's your company whistles.
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Oh.
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- [Whistling]
- I...
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I'd boil that.
[Chuckles] It was Benny's.
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He used to blow it,
but not with his mouth.
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[Whistles, spits]
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And so the lonely peanut passes
through the large intestine,
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out the rectum, and
into your toilet bowl.
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And that my friends, is the scoop...
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On poop.
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I do not think I'm ever eating again.
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Oh, great job. "A."
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Ever since Ms. Applebaum
started going out with Rudy,
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this class has gotten a lot easier.
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Yeah, well, I didn't do my report.
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But I think I have
another way around it.
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Kim, you're up.
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See, I was with Rudy...
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[Giggles]
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And I worked on it with Rudy.
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[Giggles]
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And Rudy.
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[Squeals]
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"A" plus.
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I need some air.
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Kickin' it with you!
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Ow.
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Show me something in a petite, you.
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Petite? Your foot is a catcher's mitt.
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Are you gonna show me a
shoe that will fit me or not?
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Oh, yes, Ma'am. Just give me a
minute so I can call a blacksmith.
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All employees, please
meet me at the slam-poline.
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Hustle up, people. Five
minutes ago. 110%. You're late.
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Big news, guys.
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Our store was just chosen to launch
NBA superstar Kyrie Irving's new shoe!
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The Air Mini-Flyer.
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- No way.
- He'll be here in person...
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On Friday for the launch.
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Bring it in.
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Okay, back to work!
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Dude, Kyrie Irving is coming here.
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[Chuckles]
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Jerry: Hey, Jack. Jack, that
guy's taking those sneakers.
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[Grunting]
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All right, let's go
inside and ring you up.
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[Applause]
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Yeah, man.
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Wow, Jack. That was unbelievable.
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No, you want to know
what's unbelievable?
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This woman thanks her foot's a petite.
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Oh!
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Guys, check it out.
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Bethany's status says "in a
relationship with Pudy pie".
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That's me.
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Hi, Pudy pie.
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Hello, Bethany.
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[Giggling]
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Kids: [Groaning]
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Hey, Ms. Applebaum. I uh,
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I meant to give this to you after
class, but since you're here.
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- Happy Birthday.
- [Gasps]
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You remembered it's my birthday.
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That is so sweet.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's just a box for your hair clips.
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- Really nothing.
- Oh, but it is something. It's very...
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It's pretty close to nothing.
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But you're really gonna
love what I got you.
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- Now close your eyes.
- [Giggles]
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Um, see I shopped and I
shopped and I shopped...
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Until I found something
that I knew you would love.
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See, what I got you was this...
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Beautiful, super
expensive, designer Beret.
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Oh! I love it!
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Hi. I left my really old, super cheap,
non-designer Beret in here the other day.
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Did anyone see it?
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Is this it?
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Yeah, that's it.
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I can't believe you lied to me.
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Trust is the most important
thing in a relationship.
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Maybe you're not the man
that I thought you were.
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Good-bye, Rudy.
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- Don't you mean Pudy pie?
- Pudy pie is dead!
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Why do you think Max called us in here?
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I don't know, man.
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Maybe he's gonna fire me.
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I bet that hoof lady filed a complaint.
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Relax. Whatever happens,
remember our pact.
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It's either both of us or neither of us.
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Thanks, Jack.
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Guys. I'm in a tough spot.
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I'm promoting one of you, but I'm
gonna have to let one of you go.
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Jack, you're fired. Sorry.
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Both: What?
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Congratulations, Jerry. You're
our new assistant manager.
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Both: What?!
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- But you can't...
- Sorry, but it didn't work out, Jack.
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Jerry, isn't there
anything you want to say?
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Yeah, there is.
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I'm the new assistant manager, baby!
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Woo!
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[Blowing whistle]
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What about our agreement
that if one of us gets fired
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the other one would leave with him?
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Hey, I only agreed to that because I
assumed I would be the one getting fired.
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Whatever, dude. Enjoy your promotion.
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You really deserve it.
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Jerry, hey.
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I want you in charge of security during
the Kyrie Irving visit to our store.
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Me?
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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You're the assistant manager now.
I'm gonna need to lean on you.
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And also I'm gonna need you to spot me
in 10 minutes when I do my power squats.
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Kickin' it with you!
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The heart pumps over 2,000 gallons of blood
a day, making it our most important organ.
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[Groans]
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Wrong!
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The heart is a pathetic, gnarled up
sponge that soaks up nothing but misery!
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Now, take out a piece of paper and I
want you to write a 10,000 word essay!
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On the similarities between
a man and a lying snake.
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[Clears throat]
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Milton.
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Rudy said he was gonna try and win her
back by doing some big romantic gesture.
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Maybe he was thinking
flowers or cards or candy.
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[Clanging]
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Woo-ee!
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He went a different way.
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Listen, Bethany.
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I know that I messed up.
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But to show you how much you mean to me,
I climbed to the top of Mount Seaford,
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and carved a heart
with our initials in it.
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That's the most thoughtful thing
anyone's ever done for me. [Giggles]
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I have to see it right now!
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Wait, what?
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Oh, I'm a climber, too.
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But you're in the middle of class.
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Hey, kids, get out right now!
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We just have to go by my place
and pick up my gear. [Giggles]
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Rudy, let's go!
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Yo, Jack.
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[Grunts]
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Look.
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When you got fired and I was
hired as assistant manager...
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There was something that I should have done
that I didn't do and I feel bad about it.
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Okay, dude.
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This is more like it. You've finally
honored our agreement and quit.
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Close.
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Yeah, I'm here to get
your company whistle.
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You're unbelievable, you know that?
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Oh, come on, Jack.
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For once I got something you didn't.
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Dude, that's never happened before.
I'm not used to getting ahead.
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Dude, I was in kindergarten so
long, I had to shave for graduation.
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Can't you just be happy
for me? I got a promotion.
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00:12:54,012 --> 00:12:56,895
You didn't deserve the promotion,
Jerry. You're incompetent.
252
00:12:56,896 --> 00:13:02,407
All you did yesterday was bite the
hangnail off some old dude's foot.
253
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:03,954
Hey, I stepped up.
254
00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:09,547
Okay, that old dude's hangnail
was tearing up our sample socks.
255
00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:13,568
- [Cheering]
- [Dance music playing]
256
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,113
[Music stops]
257
00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:21,614
I wanted the Kyrie Irving Air
Mini-Flyer to do three things.
258
00:13:21,615 --> 00:13:26,355
Look good, feel good,
and improve your game.
259
00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:30,416
So what Kyrie Irving is trying to say
is that if you were to buy these shoes,
260
00:13:30,417 --> 00:13:32,444
you will be guaranteed
a career in the NBA.
261
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:36,326
No, no. That's not at
all what I'm saying.
262
00:13:36,327 --> 00:13:39,659
Who are you, bro? I'm
assistant manager Martinez.
263
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:42,014
Yeah, if you need a
sandwich, I'm your guy.
264
00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:46,118
If you need a water, I'm your guy.
Whatever you need, I'm your guy.
265
00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:51,219
- I'll take a water.
- Helen? Get Kyrie a water.
266
00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:54,028
Yeah, Helen's my guy.
267
00:13:54,029 --> 00:13:55,643
I like you, man.
268
00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:57,663
Here, let me give you
a pair of my new shoes.
269
00:13:57,664 --> 00:13:59,280
- What?
- Mm hmm.
270
00:13:59,281 --> 00:14:01,633
No way. Thanks, Kyrie Irving!
271
00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:02,616
[Sniffs]
272
00:14:02,617 --> 00:14:04,703
Oh, I love that new sneaker smell.
273
00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:06,292
[Inhales]
274
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:11,249
What are you doing? Would you
get your nose out of the shoes?
275
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,130
People are looking.
276
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:16,977
Kyrie, the crowd's ready for you.
277
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Thanks.
278
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:20,999
Jerry!
279
00:14:21,509 --> 00:14:24,045
In the back, there's a pallet
of shoes that Kyrie autographed.
280
00:14:24,046 --> 00:14:27,069
Signed, they're worth
like 500 bucks a pair.
281
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,341
After you close up, bring
them out here so they're ready
282
00:14:29,342 --> 00:14:33,521
- to be shipped first thing in the morning.
- Okay. All right.
283
00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:37,281
Helen! Get your nose out of
that shoe. People are looking.
284
00:14:37,282 --> 00:14:42,322
You are this close to
not being my guy anymore.
285
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,926
Rudy: I don't believe
it. I'm almost there!
286
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:49,767
I did it! I did it! I did it!
287
00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:55,255
Woo!
288
00:14:55,256 --> 00:14:58,796
Oh, that is so exhilarating.
289
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:01,964
Okay, carry me back down.
290
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:03,517
No, wait, wait.
291
00:15:03,518 --> 00:15:07,288
Rudy, we came all the way up here to
see our initials intertwined in a heart.
292
00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:09,809
- So.
- Yeah.
293
00:15:10,031 --> 00:15:12,791
About that. Uh...
294
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:14,277
- The truth is...
- Hey, Rudy.
295
00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:16,629
What the...?
296
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:20,201
You scared the daylights out of
me. What are you two doing here?
297
00:15:20,202 --> 00:15:22,588
Well, we wanted to see
the beautiful expression
298
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,468
of your love carved into the mountain.
299
00:15:24,469 --> 00:15:28,675
Yeah. A lot of people
want to see that, Kim.
300
00:15:28,676 --> 00:15:30,244
But they're not gonna.
301
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,611
They will if they look right here.
302
00:15:32,612 --> 00:15:33,656
Bethany: [Gasps]
303
00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,800
Oh, Rudy.
304
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,321
It's amazing.
305
00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:44,492
Okay, there's a part of me that
thought maybe you lied again.
306
00:15:44,493 --> 00:15:47,379
You just don't really seem
like much of an outdoors man.
307
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,864
What? [Chuckles]
308
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,643
Are you kidding? I
live for the outdoors.
309
00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:57,724
Well, I shouldn't have doubted you.
310
00:16:00,987 --> 00:16:03,476
Yeah, Bethany.
311
00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:05,853
You should have doubted me.
312
00:16:05,854 --> 00:16:07,487
Because I am a liar!
313
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:10,128
[Echoing "liar"]
314
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,857
And I'm also handsome.
315
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,498
[Echoing "liar"]
316
00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:22,179
That's a very judgmental echo.
317
00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:25,651
The truth is...
318
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:29,659
I didn't carve those initials. They did.
319
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:34,375
But I only lied to you because I like you
so much, and I was scared of losing you.
320
00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:38,773
But I promise I will never
ever ever lie to you again.
321
00:16:38,774 --> 00:16:41,838
Okay, Rudy. I forgive you.
322
00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:43,325
You know...
323
00:16:43,326 --> 00:16:46,933
I can't believe you actually thought I
was an outdoors man for like a minute.
324
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:49,002
Well, it's a good thing
that you told me the truth,
325
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:52,639
because I was gonna suggest that we fly
down the mountain in these wing suits.
326
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,766
I'm sorry, wing-whats?
327
00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,493
Yeah. With these suits, you
can jump off the mountain,
328
00:16:58,494 --> 00:17:01,284
and glide down at
over 200 miles an hour.
329
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:03,771
It's a real rush.
330
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,771
Bethany, I like you very much, but
there is no way that I would ever...
331
00:17:07,772 --> 00:17:09,304
Whoa!
332
00:17:09,305 --> 00:17:11,081
[Screaming]
333
00:17:11,082 --> 00:17:13,902
I'm coming, Rudy!
334
00:17:17,518 --> 00:17:22,318
Wow. He's really flapping
those little wings.
335
00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:26,350
Kickin' it with you!
336
00:17:26,427 --> 00:17:29,861
Oh, dude, you got
Kyrie Irving's sneakers.
337
00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,906
You've got a Kyrie Irving face.
338
00:17:31,907 --> 00:17:35,327
Dude! You're Kyrie Irving!
339
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,438
That what my rookie
of the year award says.
340
00:17:38,439 --> 00:17:41,875
Nobody likes a braggart, Kyrie Irving.
341
00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:44,338
So how was your appearance
over at Doctor Kicks?
342
00:17:44,339 --> 00:17:46,731
Did you meet my "friend,"
the new assistant manager?
343
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,797
Too much aftershave and big ears?
344
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:51,439
- That's the guy.
- Yeah, I met Jack.
345
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,888
No, his name's Jerry.
346
00:17:53,889 --> 00:17:55,098
That's weird.
347
00:17:55,099 --> 00:18:00,144
I gave him a pair of shoes and
he had me autograph them for Jack.
348
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:02,963
Man. I didn't see that coming.
349
00:18:02,964 --> 00:18:05,500
I should go talk to him.
350
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,869
Hey hey. Do you want to see
why I won rookie of the year?
351
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,574
Sure.
352
00:18:10,575 --> 00:18:13,395
You see that cup?
353
00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:21,582
Not today, Kyrie Irving.
354
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:25,303
This is Tammy's house, rookie!
355
00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:32,720
Hey.
356
00:18:32,721 --> 00:18:34,731
Free Chinese food delivery.
357
00:18:34,732 --> 00:18:36,997
Oh, no, thank you. I
don't like Chinese food.
358
00:18:36,998 --> 00:18:38,820
Well, what do you like?
359
00:18:38,821 --> 00:18:40,200
I like hot dogs.
360
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,606
Free hot dog delivery.
361
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:44,745
Oh [Chuckles] sweet!
362
00:18:44,746 --> 00:18:47,146
Come on in.
363
00:18:48,686 --> 00:18:50,546
Hey.
364
00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:53,380
Oh, really, Jerry? Really?
365
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:55,716
All right let's start
packing up those shoes.
366
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,257
- Get over here.
- Oh, man.
367
00:19:01,185 --> 00:19:04,082
Yo, Jack! These guys are
taking the autographed shoes!
368
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,963
Kyrie, untie Jerry.
369
00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:10,282
[Grunting]
370
00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:20,506
Come on, you're free.
371
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:22,727
[Grunting]
372
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:25,512
Woo. Eight and a half extra wide.
373
00:19:25,513 --> 00:19:27,325
I think I may have
something in your size.
374
00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,546
[Grunting]
375
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,299
- Yeah.
- Dude.
376
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,235
[Chuckles] Yes.
377
00:19:48,236 --> 00:19:50,517
- Yo, thanks for helping me close up, guys.
- No problem.
378
00:19:50,518 --> 00:19:52,072
No problem, man.
379
00:19:52,073 --> 00:19:57,925
Now, I don't know who this guy is, but
I'm pretty sure this is our old friend...
380
00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:59,786
Max.
381
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,486
How did you know that?
382
00:20:01,487 --> 00:20:03,598
Well, I was thinking
about it during the fight.
383
00:20:03,599 --> 00:20:06,488
So fired you because
he saw you as a threat.
384
00:20:06,489 --> 00:20:12,389
And he made me assistant manager so I
would take blame for the missing shoes.
385
00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:14,356
He only promoted me
because he knew I was...
386
00:20:14,357 --> 00:20:16,457
Awesome.
387
00:20:16,498 --> 00:20:18,732
An awesome employee is what you are.
388
00:20:18,733 --> 00:20:21,562
And smart enough to put
the whole thing together.
389
00:20:21,563 --> 00:20:23,423
Max.
390
00:20:24,739 --> 00:20:27,200
- Hey, who called the cops?
- I did.
391
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:31,910
There were two 14-year-old
kids fighting a bunch of thugs.
392
00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:33,636
How do you guys do this?
393
00:20:33,637 --> 00:20:35,959
What can I say? We make a great pair.
394
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:36,802
Yeah.
395
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,729
Even if one of us is a little defective.
396
00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:45,068
If that's Max, then who
do you think this guy is?
397
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,342
Jerry: [Gasps]
398
00:20:47,343 --> 00:20:48,762
Helen, no.
399
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:51,508
You were my guy. She was my guy.
400
00:20:51,509 --> 00:20:54,755
You might want to find
yourself a new guy.
401
00:20:54,756 --> 00:20:58,056
Kickin' it with you!
402
00:20:58,639 --> 00:21:00,474
- There you go. That's good.
- Oh, nice.
403
00:21:00,475 --> 00:21:01,408
Hey, guys.
404
00:21:01,409 --> 00:21:03,309
- Oh, hey, Ms. Applebaum.
- Hey.
405
00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:05,203
Let me get Rudy.
406
00:21:05,204 --> 00:21:07,480
Hey, Rudy? Ms. Applebaum's here.
407
00:21:07,481 --> 00:21:08,795
Coming.
408
00:21:08,796 --> 00:21:10,033
Ow. Ow.
409
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:11,718
Bethany: [Chuckles]
410
00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:13,921
There's my outdoors man.
411
00:21:13,922 --> 00:21:16,402
- Ow ow ow ow.
- [Chuckles]
412
00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:17,558
Reservation's at 8:00,
413
00:21:17,559 --> 00:21:23,459
but it's gonna take a minute to
bungee cord you to the top of my car.
414
00:21:24,832 --> 00:21:26,664
Oh no! A mummy!
415
00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:27,860
No!
416
00:21:27,861 --> 00:21:31,221
- Rudy: [Grunts]
- [Yelps]
417
00:21:31,401 --> 00:21:32,439
[Rudy moaning]
418
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,556
You might want to change
your reservation to 9:00.
419
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:43,457